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Nikolai Ivanov age 45 Current owner of the 1 Hour Photo Booth and hellbent on world domination. Excellent strategist, but without a shred of common sense, Nik’s pretty much a dumbass. He used to be his village’s idiot–they don’t miss him much. |
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Yosef Borovsky age 42 Remember all that “there’s a bear in the woods” propaganda from Reagan’s day? Yosef’s the bear. As Nikolai’s comrade-in-arms and photo booths, Yosef seems the smarter, and also the quieter, of the two. |


