the trio
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Steve Wormer Age 21 Despite the happy-go-stupid attitude he tends to wear, Steve’s kinda broody and pretty intelligent; he’s probably one of the more observationally-skilled citizens in Centersville. Which says a lot, since he’s graduating at 21 years old and still lives with his mother. He does have a bit of a past, though, so it can’t be said he doesn’t deserve it. |
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Rebel Steve ages 16-19, mostly Steve’s past. And his present, if he’s angry or drunk enough. Key ways to recognize Rebel Steve:
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(Le)Roy Roe age 18 Roy is an angsty bastard. He hates his full name, he hates Frankie, he hates Jug’s vulnerabilities and antics, he hates Steve. He also gets irrationally angry whenever his sister is brought into the equation. On the other hand, he’s loyal as all hell and extremely likable, so he really isn’t that bad a guy. He’s just coming down from a very emo phase in his life. Roy spent high school as the band nerd–the band nerd the other band kids looked up to. This has allowed him a bit of respect among the other cliques and jocks. He’s been best friends with Jugs since first grade, and doesn’t really mind his mother’s delusions about them too much. He’s mortally petrified of cows. |
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“Jugs” Baker age 17 Jugs suffers from an absolute inability to tell people her name and no one knows why. Ever time she tries, planes fly overhead, lawnmowers explode, PA systems short out, or people lose consciousness. So instead, people call her “Jugs/Boobs/JJ/Jugsy/etc” and she’s grown extremely proud and protective of her namesakes. Jugs was that well liked nerdy kid with the 4.5 GPA and the athletic prowess that just shouldn’t exist in high school. At least, she was until Frank, and now she’s the runner up and the giant slut that won’t let you touch her boobs. She suffers self-esteem and confidence issues as a result, but when push comes to shove she’ll take you down at the kneecaps to protect her family and friends. |




